when the doorbell rings and i know it’s the pizza guy
guys remember when Lemony Snicket filled an entire page with evers?
Who cares about the page filled with evers? Lemony Snicket just made two whole pages black.
He don’t give a shit.
And that time he repeated an entire passage about deja vu to give the reader deja vu
What a serious of unnecessary events
(Source: therealslimblakeslee, via phobias)
*looks through your selfies*
(Source: marypoppinthatpussy, via phobias)
me driving away from your shitty opinion
when someone say hi to ya bae for too long