dutchster:

when the doorbell rings and i know it’s the pizza guy

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(via phobias)

i-dont-have-to-do-boo:

peabodysfedora:

detectivewho:

dblaksle:

guys remember when Lemony Snicket filled an entire page with evers? 

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I do.

Who cares about the page filled with evers? Lemony Snicket just made two whole pages black.

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He don’t give a shit.

And that time he repeated an entire passage about deja vu to give the reader deja vu

Yep

What a serious of unnecessary events

(Source: therealslimblakeslee, via phobias)

dispopular:

*looks through your selfies*

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(Source: marypoppinthatpussy, via phobias)

dulect:

me driving away from your shitty opinion

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(via ruinedchildhood)

kenobi-wan-obi:

when someone say hi to ya bae for too long

(via ruinedchildhood)